On my Mogul I have:
ring not in contacts = bananaphone
ring for contacts -- everybody is different
text = bender says "I ain't readin' that crap, summerize it one word."
reminders = bender says "yeah, but everybody''s jerk; you, me, this jerk."
keyboard open = Quagmire says "giggity, giggity"
keyboard closed = Quagmire says "allright"
my phone is noisy.
