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And the contents of the document that he spoke of contains this:

Abliene, Texas
Amarillo, Texas
Atlanta, Georgia
Austin, Texas
Baltimore, Maryland
Bellingham, Washington
Boise, Idaho
Boston, Massachusetts (coming soon!)
Charlotte, North Carolina
Chicago, Illinois
Cincinnati, Ohio (coming soon!)
Cleveland, Ohio (coming soon!)
Corpus Christi, Texas
Dallas / Ft. Worth, Texas
Denver, Colorado (coming soon!)
Greensboro, North Carolina
Honolulu, Hawaii
Houston, Texas
Kansas City, Missouri (coming soon!)
Killeen / Temple, Texas
Kitsap, Washington
Las Vegas, Nevada
Los Angeles, California (coming soon!)
Lubbock, Texas
Maui, Hawaii
Miami, Florida (coming soon!)
Midland / Odessa, Texas
Milledgeville, Georgia
Minneapolis, Minnesota (coming soon!)
New York City, New York (coming soon!)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (coming soon!)
Portland, Oregon
Raleigh, North Carolina
St. Louis, Missouri (coming soon!)
Salem, Oregon
Salt Lake City, Utah (coming soon!)
San Antionio, Texas
San Francisco, California (coming soon!)
Seattle, Washington
Snohomish, Washington
Tacoma, Washington
Waco, Texas
Washington, D.C. (coming soon!)
Wichita Falls, Texas

Shoot, I do believe that us here in Tejas are the lucky son's-of-guns, we have more 4g areas than anyone else!