let's add
able to teleport me to different locations on demand
I agree with Blaze, 12 hours of heavy use, you couldn't get that from a flip phone
Other than that, i don't see anything unspecial with your requests, I switched to an Android phone from TP2 and it's much faster, more stable and can do just about anything the TP2 could ('cept for use in GSM countries I never travel to anyway)
Opera is/will be available for the Android xScopeG is a good browser with double tap & drag zoom in/out ability.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAYyUQRb4Y