[Zeusus]

so, I did kinda find something. It's called droidmessenger and installs a client app on the phone and allows you to use a website, over the internet (not intranet, or virtual network), to send texts from your phone. It isn't reliable though. Too bad.

If anyone else knows of anything.

Dashwire said over a year ago they would release a platform for android, but it appears that dashwire bight be on the downfall - pity.