[pmeunier]

This is my smart phone. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My smart phone is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My smart phone, without me, is useless. Without my smart phone, I am useless.
My smart phone and myself know that what counts in this war is not the ho-hum of sameness, the set registry, nor the app store they visit. We know that it is the customizations that count. We will customize...
My smart phone is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its tweaks and its hacks. I will keep my smart phone clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed. My smart phone and myself are the defenders of competition. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is the consumers and there is no enemy, but Peace.