LMFAO, I can't believe this is even a thread. Just a thought though, what are you wearing when you walk into the store? Jeans maybe? Reason I ask is that some jeans now have a magnetic strip that is built into the waist band. My wife is in retail and she informed me that this is being implemented on some clothing lines and it has a habit of kicking off alarms in other stores. Didn't believe her but apperently an Oakley jacket I have does have this strip built in.....Needless to say it has gone off in like one store before. Just some food for thought.....but that was funny though.