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Hmmm, well...I don't what to tell you.

When I go through emails on my phone, I delete, move on, or mark as unread one by one. This is sorta like going through physical mail, no?

You know, you could select more than one email at a time and delete, save, or mark if you'd like. Regarding the lights, try no2chem nueLED. You can customize the LEDs, turning off the new mail notification if you want.