I've always enjoyed your reserved, subtle use of the English language, J.
This is both a highly-impressive and extremely intimidating list of customizations. I might go ahead and take the plunge tomorrow, although I was hoping to hold out on flashing my phone again until the next major ROM release. I really don't want to mess with the deactivation/reactivation process on Mobipocket...
Hey, and don't forget you've got that entire subdomain on my host if you want to skip RapidShare...