Hey Beananimal. I understand your point of view.
However, I am not the one who is expecting donations, asking for donation, or claiming to be the almighty coder in this situation.
If you are implying someone coming forward and squashing their attempt to be the only unlocker team for this device, well that's childish too. There are other people capable of doing it, it's a big planet.
Maybe I should piss off even more people by stating that maybe I have put together a small team of developers, a software engineer, a physicist, and 2 well renowned hackers to give it a go. They will refuse donations and give no promises or expected release of a usable HSPL. However, they take the challenge seriously and would be glad to beat others to it. Again, they will charge nothing, expect nothing, and yes, they have lives too and they sleep. Expect nothing, promise nothing and everything else is a bonus!!!!
