After getting fed up with stupid Sprint, I decided to see if I could work around them and just use Asurion.
I was instructed to call back from a different phone, and when I did, I got the message telling me to fax in the affidavit and my ID. So I figured fantastic. It's going to be another 2-3 days.
I got a call last night from them saying they received my info, and everything was gravy. They transferred me to someone, who offered me BB Curve. I said no way. They had me hold for a minute, and came back on the line and told me they would ship me a TP2 in 5-7 days.
I gave the guy a good survey review
He was very pleasant and easy to deal with.
Sprint is at strike 2 in my book. One more rude CSR, and I will be switching carriers.