[mikejones13]

ok guessing you have TEP or equivalent here is what you do. Take your phone and set up a beer pong game. Set your phone right in the middle of the cups w/beer. Use your screen to "TILT" the ball into the cups that are full of beer. Now remember the best way is to get the screen wet with beer and LET IT DRY. Once its dry you will have the traction to be able to bounce your ball off the flat screen or "TILT" screen and make it go exactly where you want it to go. After the game is done, dunk your phone in a mug full of VODKA and let it sit for a min. That way all the beer will be removed. Take the phone out and flick a lighter next to it. That way the phone will dry off from the HEAT.

LOL, Why would you want to RIP off the system like that. Seems to me like you might have messed your phone up and don't wanna take the blame. Man up and take responsibility for it or whatever you have done. Do not follow my directions, because if you do then you don't deserve a "smartphone"