Since development has been slow lately, I've decided to take the stage 1 concept and tweak it slightly.
I bring you... [drumroll] ....
Stage 1.1:
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Jesting aside, yes, it works
. I used the 8 thermal pads that were on the memory sinks on my old GeForce 7900GS heatsink, so it effectively transfers heat without any mess. And rubber bands keep things together and can quickly be removed.