Hey PSlim,
Below is an online conversation that I had with Sprint. You can't deny it anymore about Kim Il Jong - the man is vigorous, virile and potent. Any other doubters can read it too. Like I said I have no reason to lie. Oh, by the way, Sprint rep yesterday stated that he cannot confirm the release date because he would get into trouble but said, "I would check with the stores on the 24th"
3:50:45 PM System Connected to sprint-ap1.cnxchat.com
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3:50:50 PM System If you are chatting today for Technical Support, please call (88
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3:50:55 PM System Eugenie has joined this session!
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3:50:55 PM System Thank you for contacting Sprint. My name is Eugenie. In order to assist you; may I please have your first and last name as well as the reason for your chat today?
3:51:09 PM HICKLE William Hickle.
3:51:50 PM HICKLE I am concerned for the heath of Dear Leader, Comrade Kim Il Jong. I am worried he has had a stroke.
3:52:20 PM Eugenie I will be happy to assist you with that today. One moment please.
3:52:37 PM HICKLE My secuity answer is ********
3:52:55 PM Eugenie Thank you for holding.
3:53:10 PM Eugenie I am happy to Dear leader is in perfect health.
3:54:15 PM HICKLE But so many news agencies around the world are reporting he has suffered a stroke!
3:54:45 PM Eugenie The news agencies are all controlled by aggressor capitalist American dogs, correct?
3:56:07 PM HICKLE Yes, but surely the entire world cannot bow to the will of such an evil nation. I find it troublesome that not even one international news agency reports any positive news. Comrade Eugenie, you are my savior!
3:57:55 PM Eugenie Thank you. One moment pleas.e
3:59:00 PM Eugenie I see in today's DPRK news that Dear Leader enjoyed 36 holes of golf and scored a total of 42 with 16 holes-in-one.
4:00:54 PM HICKLE And also that I purchased a Touch Pro before they were available from Sprint?
4:01:30 PM Eugenie Yes, that is correct.
4:01:52 PM HICKLE Thank you!
4:02:55 PM Eugenie It is my job to ensure that I have fully resolved the issues that prompted you to chat with me. Have I resolved all of your issues today?
4:03:09 PM HICKLE You have, thanks
BAM!