Let me clarify

1.) I need to have either a way to hook my phone up to my internet here...to allow for
mobile phone use, or
2.) I need to figure out a way to use my phone to connect to a satellite that will allow me to either have a the ability to use my phone over here...
or that will allow me to use my phone for both
phone and
data/phone as modem.
For the first, I would continue using my internet service here for my laptop; for the latter, I would pay upwards of 200 (probably a bit more) per month.
Does anyone know of any options that would be possible? Key Note: I do not want to have to use my phone (for actual phone calls), while having it connected to my laptop
physically via usb, or any other, cable. Obviously, for the data connection issue, this would be completely acceptable...Unfortunately, this may be too much to ask--is it?