Apple is technology for idiots. Dumbed-down computer technology with better advertising. You're smarter than them because they need the dumbed-down technology and you don't. You can fully customize anything on your phone and they basically have to suck up what Apple gives them and take it in more ways than one.
We discussed a lot of comebacks and stuff here...
http://forum.ppcgeeks.com/showthread.php?t=85464
But you also need to know stuff like this:
http://www.whatreallysucks.com/top-1...e-suck-images/
Great funny YouTube videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrpS9m2VF1c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNSfm4Of80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg1-ywndVNc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZtbshemzq8